Management smurfed the shit out of some smurfin smurf smurfer when they saw Paul Bearer of Blew Man Grip smurfed his head in on the action! It wasn’t long after his half hour @metallica Load / Reload era bass solo with @pegbucket that he realised he best get his good eye in the right direction to see us bust out the @metallica cover of Cliff Burton’s solo, but on piano accordion whilst receiving a coffee enema from a cold drip hipster passer by; it was next level cleansing of the tone palette! Be sure to get front row at our next show and see the rope of riffs we’ll pass onto the stage for your entertainment! Health care cards get free servicing!
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Mum txted saying she’s holding her breath until she turns blue so she can smurf with Paul. Gramps totally smurfed the smurf out of that smurfin smurf smurf under the smurf bushes.
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#smurfyoursmurfhole
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